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maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

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Well, that was a weird job interview.

  • One guy (of the two, the second one was perfectly nice) said he didn’t believe three of the four hobbies I mention on my CV were my actual hobbies (he was prepared to accept that I like baking but not knitting, and for some reason he didn’t believe that someone with an MA in Creative Writing might like reading and writing science fiction, wtf?)
  • When I pulled out my Verdigris gloves as evidence, he said, “Tell your mum she knits very well.”
  • He then went on to tell me he thought I wouldn’t enjoy the job. I asked what aspects of it he thought I wouldn’t enjoy, he looked surprised and babbled out what was basically a summary of part of the job description, I pointed out how I’d done very similar things at my old job and enjoyed them and he just looked a bit blank and drew the interview to a close.
  • When I talked to the woman at the recruitment agency I applied through, she said she’d just got off the phone with the woman who was interviewed after me who also, quote, “had a bit of a weird interview”.
  • I didn’t see any women working there except the receptionist.

I don’t think I’m getting this job, but that might be for the best.

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

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nico-hulkenbutt:

doctor-ood:




I present you: Eurovision 2013

Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok

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Light Nest

nureyev313:

Anyone have a spare Light nest I could use maybe? ^^

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Hey, you can use one of my nests if you’d like, I’ve got six days till any of mine are ready to breed so they’re just sitting empty anyway! I’m nemaline over on FR, #45197.

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musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

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All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

canolacrush:

iamthejohnno:

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

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THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

This is brilliant!

Oh my god, it really IS perfection

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myvisagewasted asked: kat/annie or kat/paz
myvisagewasted asked: kat/annie or kat/paz

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Anonymous asked: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he's a Slytherin, but Steve says he's a Hufflepuff through and through.

ifeelbetterer:

"This isn’t a legitimate classification system," said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. "This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

"You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven," Steve said, thoroughly angry. "And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

"As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

"Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out," he explained.

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"This isn’t a basis for education!" Bucky shouted. "Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes."

"Exactly!" shouted Steve. "Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?"

Clint buried his head in his hands.

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the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

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